Archive for July, 2007

NBA: Rated E

Sunday, July 29th, 2007


Ever since Michael Jordan’s third retirement, League Commissioner David Stern has been faced with increasing pressure as fan interest on domestic soil has been consistently on the fall. Amidst a lack of a true heir to MJ, criminal charges, hip-hop culture, domestic violence, brawls, and now a reffing scandal – natural growth for the sport has naturally become inconceivable. First the NBA did what any other MNC is doing these days, and that is gaining a new market by banking on globalization. While this has been largely successful, it hasn’t changed things back at home, as clearly shown by the worst ratings ever for a Finals series this year.

So David Stern and the League Office, instead, have tweaked with the game to try to make it more viewer friendly, to make it more ‘entertaining’. While this has certainly helped attract new fans into the league, with players like Wade and LeBron becoming the heroes of so many unsuspecting fans and teenage girls across homes, it has taken chunks out of the game that has no doubt left hardcore fans, true fans that have stuck by the league in lockout seasons and recent bad years, out in the cold.

Why go Casual?

Let me first warn you that what is about to follow is not for the casual basketball/sports fan, so if that’s you then STOP reading immediately. Now that that’s out of the way, I can tell you without any guilt or remorse, why casual basketball fans have and will keep ruining the sport of basketball for us true fans. For any of the casual fans that have passed through the filter I carefully planted at the beginning of this paragraph, don’t be too mad, the hate is not directed at you. Fact of the matter is it’s not really your fault but the fault of the NBA for wanting to grow and become more important by any means necessary.

Yes, they could have clearly co-existed without making any changes despite slumps in ratings. NBA revenues might have fallen, stadiums attendances as well, but at the end of the day this would only lower the player’s salaries. So what if Rashard Lewis makes 7million per year rather than the 20 or so he will average for the next 6 season. You think he’s going to say “Ah screw it, I’m gonna go take that job at Wal-Mart”? European/International basketball is no where near offering the same salaries as the NBA so there isn’t even anywhere he can go play basketball. Oh wait I almost forgot, he can join the And1 Tour and make some pocket change embarrassing a 48 year old man called “Half-Man Half Amazing”. Oh and if the Players threaten a lockout, you can read them that last line I just wrote, it should send chills down their spine. Alternatively teach them a little something about free market economics, or yet just basic maths – a team making 40 million can’t spend 50 million on its players.

Why does the NBA want to grow and grow, 70% of the revenue goes to the players anyways. As much as I love the NBA and its players, I am getting sick of getting screwed over with far less than ideal basketball so the likes of Juwan Howard can make 20 million per year. I would never spend couple hundreds of my hard earned money on an NBA game, unless it’s Kobe in a game 7 of the Playoffs. Is this what the game has fallen down to – me, an NBA fan since I learned to open my eyes and stare at a TV screen, doesn’t want to go see a game? As a fan, should I care that the League becomes more profitable, should I care that more people watch, should I care that the WNBA/NBDL exists? No. If it is entertainment that you are trying to sell me, Mr. Stern then I don’t care about any of those things. I don’t care about woman’s basketball, why should I support it, you’re just selling me entertainment after all, not a sport, not an art form. You don’t care about spreading the beauty of the game, you’re the one ruining it to increase your profits!

NBA: Entertainment, not Sport

There’s a reason why true basketball connoisseurs laugh at the USA ‘dream’ team every time it ‘unexpectedly’ gets crushed by international opposition. Back in the day I use to cheer for the Dream Team, the original and only ‘Dream Team’ that is. It was a team whose life was basketball, who earned the respect of their ‘colleagues’ around the world with playoff wars that left the viewers in pain, awe, and appreciation. Then you look at the last couple teams that strolled in with complete arrogance, eliteness, headbands, and fancy high-fives. The players? The likes of LeBron, Dwayne, Bosh – who are the leaders of this new NBA, already regarded as heroes for a couple years of living and dieing by the referee’s tight calls. Do I need to mention what happened with these NBA heroes at these international tournaments? Dwayne realized he can’t shoot, and that he needs to run over a couple people then jump into a couple more to score/get fouled. Same for LeBron. Chris Bosh, meanwhile, looked like a Dinosaur (in more ways than one) wondering where the hell he was.

Charge after charge, travel after travel, miss after miss – my hope for basketball began to grow again. I thought perhaps after 3 successive major tournaments without a championship, that the NBA and USA might learn its lesson. It might perhaps learn that what they are playing over there in America isn’t real basketball. It isnt a sport that was designed to use all 5 players to the max, it isnt a sport where teamwork above anything else is important, it isn’t a sport that gives sacrifice, intelligence, or camaraderie any where near the amount of respect it deserves. Unfortunately, the Americans haven’t learned a thing. They have always been known for repeating mistakes they have previously made, this is no exception. You have rules that prevent players from taking charges in specific places, you have rules preventing teams to properly play defense as a team, you have rules preventing your bench team mates to give you support when something breaks out on the court. Meanwhile, international players keep taking over the NBA and not because of superior athleticism, but simply because they know what the game is about – smart teams like the San Antonio Spurs and Phoenix Suns have taken advantage of this.

What kind of league is this?

We have taken out the most important ingredients of basketball and replaced it with high flyers, one-on-ones, star players, and highlights. “Oh we dont want players to get called for travel, the casual fan might Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise interest and switch over to watch WWE instead”. “Lets put this little circle below the free-throw line where players cant stand, so there can be more dunks in a game, you know how much those random fans love to see dunks.” “Oh and lets not allow players to dress ‘wrong’, or bench players to rush on to the court, that might lead to the perception that we condone gangsters and fights.” “Hey, lets tighten the officiating so maybe we can see someone score loads like MJ did.” So what’s left? A league where basketball is eroding, and entertainment is taking over.

Darkening memories of the Past

The current state of the league doesn’t stop at abysmal basketball today, but also darkens our memory of basketball in the past. Do you remember back in the day, when 50 point games would wow you and be on your mind the rest of the day. I do, although very vaguely. Today, everyone and their mother is scoring 50 points. The officiating has become so tight, that drivers and slashers have started to receive a huge advantage over not only over the current batch of shooters/post players, but over the drivers/slashers of the past. LeBron James and Dwayne Wade don’t deserve to be even mentioned in the same sentence as Michael Jordan. Both have used the horrid state of the Eastern Conference, and referee protection to turn themselves into superstars and downright legends. Worst of it is that everyone is buying into this. There are very few amounts of people that don’t realize that Wade’s performance in the Finals, and LBJ’s performance in this year’s playoffs were far far less impressive than people make it out to be. When years pass, and us crazy ‘conspiracy theorists’ are no longer around, what do you think the general public is going to remember and believe.

Adios NBA Basketball

I’ve said a lot, more than I wished to say on this topic. Very few people will probably derive any meaning or even sense from this article. I guess this is just something that I needed to get out of me, this was my way of finally accepting the fate of the NBA. I will never say goodbye to basketball in general, but it certainly feels like this was a goodbye to basketball in its highest form. I’ll still see real basketball, when I watch kids playing out in the streets just battling to stay on the court, I’ll still see basketball in high schools where kids listen to their coach and execute plays and win as a true team – I’ll still see basketball and that, no greedy businessmen can ever take away from me. However as far as the NBA is concerned, this is it, adios. When I look at you from now on, it will not be basketball that I watch, but mere entertainment.

The Greatest TV Show Ever

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

In recent years, NBA players have started to gain much attention outside of basketball quarters. Three of these players diversifying outside of basketball: Gilbert Arenas, Shaquille O’neal, and Stephon Marbury also happen to be among the most entertaining people in show business. Gilbert has gained superstar status mostly through his blog and crazy behaviour, Shaq has and always will be the Godfather of entertainment, and Stephon Marbury has shown flashes of insanity on numerous occasions. So what would be better than bringing these three together, and making one crazy motherfreakin’ show? Nothing I tell you, absolutely nothing! Just imagining those three together puts a big smile on my face. Therefore, in order to make this timeless classic a reality, I present to you my 5 ideas for a Big Diesel/Agent 0/Starbury television show.Show Ideas

1) A question of Sanity

If you have watched any BBC, you might have run into a sports trivia show called ‘A question of Sport’. There is one host, two regular team leaders and then 2 guest celebrities on each team. Question are presented to each team on sports, with video clips, pictures, and in other entertaining forms.This is in fact a perfect model to copy and one that would enjoy unprecedented success.

Shaq would be the host and the man providing witty remarks at every approapriate junction. He would need to go to some speech training course so that people can actually understand what the hell he’s muttering, but that can be arranged. Gilbert Arenas, as a leader of ‘Team 0′, would always come up with some crazy answers that will have the crowd laughing as often as a ‘Friends’ episode. His team would probably be stuck on 0 points for most of the game, but that doesnt mean they cant win. Thats because on the other team you have Stephon Marbury, who will no doubt try his best to outcraze Arenas and come with some wacky stuff that will occasionaly cross the line and have everyone in the room quiet, wondering whether to boo him. Shaq will break that ice and come up with one of his classic punch lines that will restore sanity to the room.

Verdict: This show knows no limits besides the craziness of Arenas and Marbury, so yea – no limits. Sports celebrities guests would provide a nice colourful background to this mayhem, and some watchers will even be drawn by the sports trivia itself. This is a platinum mine.

2) The Next Big Invention

The SMG (Shaq/Marbury/Gilbert) trio no doubt have some crazy ideas deep inside their brain. This show would be reveal who among the three is the craziest of them all. The premise would be to make the best and craziest invention that they can possibly make. Their budgets would all be something around $50,000 and they would have this amount of capital to make their idea a reality. THe camera would go around tracking their progress to make their crazy invention happen. Shaq would perhaps try to make a 100% freethrow making catapult, Gilbert would try to develop a basketball jersey that hydrates your body while still playing, and Stephon Marbury would make the viewers cringe with his god-awful idea of making a solar-powered flashlight. The presentation would be similar to “The Apprentice” and the host would be no other than Mr. Donal Trump himself.

Verdict: Just imagining Marbury in a lab coat and brainstorming inventions with his advisors is enough for me to invest my life savings on this show.

3) Favorite Uncle

There’s a lot of dating shows on television where one guy/girl goes on dates with three other members of the opposite sex. In the end, through these dates the one person has to pick one of the three he/she likes best. A similar idea can be implimanted for the SMG trio where they are the contestants and instead of a woman, it is a kid’s love they have to win (I feel bad for even making this point but I dont want to get sued: its obviously a much different kind of love they need to win with the kid). What makes this idea so great is that 1) all three are just overgrown kids 2) love children – Shaq has kids, Gilbert looks after one, and Marbury writes children’s books 3) probably are the type would want to be the favorite uncle 4) and the kid can and will say anything that’s on his mind to these manchilds. Seeing these three dissed by a kid and seeing them all fight each other to be the ‘favorite uncle’ would be some good old fashioned entertainment.

Verdict: Im still not sure if three old strangers trying to impress a little kid falls in the Bill Cosby or Michael Jackson area.

4) The FaceOff

This show besides the SMG trio would need one more suitable NBA personality, my vote goes to Sam Cassell. This show is a mix between American Idol/BET Freestyle Friday/And1 Tour. Each of the 4 NBA stars is an agent/coach and has to find 5 under-21 team members. They each have to find 1 basketball player, 1 hiphop freestyler, 1 dancer, 1 comedian, and 1 model. After a search through auditions, parks, events, and the street, the team will be formed. Then, each week there is a small tournament to decide which of these NBA stars’ picks were the best. A one-on-one game for basketball, a freestyle battle for rappers, a dance off for dancers, a short comedy routine for comedians, and a cat walk for the models. It’s a straight 4 team bracket elimination tournament for each field, and the winner gets 4 points, 2nd gets 3, 3rd gets 2, and 4th gets 1. At the end of these 5 competitions, the coach with the most points wins. Of course along the way, there will be a lot of trashtalk between the NBA players each claiming their discovery to be the best. Coaching and motivation will also be important. Three notable NBA players/celebrities will be on hand to judge who is the winner (except for the basketball part which will be decided on score, and be the last weeks event where points count 2x more.)

Verdict: Alot to love about this show, Cassel teaching his ball player some dirty tricks, Arenas telling his rapper to diss Shaq, Marbury being uncomfortably cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise to his model, and Shaq telling his comedian joke ideas should all be memorable highlights.

5) Garage Sale

This time the SMG trio is on the same team, where they will face three contestants each episode (preferably celebrities, but not a must). The object of the game is to make the most money possible. They will have 100 dollars to go to garage sales and pick out undervalued items. Then after bargaining and arguing amongst themselves, they will have a bunch of items which they spent 100 dollars on. They will then along with the other team (say made of P.Diddy, Charles Barkley, and Jessica Alba) host their own garage sale and see who gets the most money from the sale of their recently purchased items. Seeing Shaq box out “Barkley the Salesman”, Arenas/Marbury putting on crazy outfits and demonstrating the product to bypassers while trying to compete with Alba should make this an enjoyable show.

Verdict: This show could be total chaos. The chance that they will agree on what items to buy is as likely as them agreeing on who should take the last shot if they were on the same basketball team.

Let’s Make it Happen

While I only have 5 shows listed, there are infinite possibilities. I think the SMG trio are all quite crazy but still make a good tandem – similar to Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith, Reggie Miller. However, I’m one who feels that three such crazy personalities shouldnt be wasted talking about basketball, there is room and possibility for so much more. They all seem to be interested to be on television, so I dont see why this can’t happen. If anyone out there is reading and knows either a TV executive or either one of these three players, please pass them this idea – and make the greatest TV show ever come to life.

Tim Donaghy: The Gift and The Curse

Sunday, July 22nd, 2007

 

Last week, we learned that our beloved NBA was the latest major sports organization connected with match fixing. You can sure as hell bet on the fact that the last thing David Stern wanted was to be associated with the mafia, fixed gambling, and crooked refs. Since then, much has been said and written with most agreeing that this was a collosal development, yet not very shocking. I personally knew something was wrong when every NBA ref seemed to be an old Italian-American with an attitude. True NBA fans will deeply be hurt by this scandal and think back at past times trying to think whether any of it was actually real. Eventually they will realize this was a good development – like finding out your fiancee was cheating on you.

In fact, dear basketball fans, this was the best thing that could have happened. The improvements you will see in the NBA resulting from this will be monumental – if theres one thing that gets the Sternminator fired up, even more so than brawls, poor ratings, and hiphop culture – its the integrity of his precccciousss league. No only will he want to make changes, he will have to – so at least to the public, it looks like he’s doing his best. Here are the 5 improvements that the NBA should and must see.

NBA Cleanup

1) New Refs: Finally its time to cleanout the dinosaurs still left in the NBA and bring in some new blood. I’ve always wondered why the average NBA referee age was on par with my grandfathers. Surely, eyesight, stamina, and being able to relate to players’ psychology (old people forget what its like to be young and crazy) should favor younger people as refs. The League probably rates this ‘experience’ thing too much, and to be honest refs have made countless mistakes at critical stages of the game, so that point is moot in my book. Furthermore, the longer a ref stays in the league the more of a subconscious bias he builds against players, teams and specific plays. Im not talking about unconscious racial bias, but about histories with certain teams and organizations. A referee who made a mistake against one team might be much more leniant next time a huge play occurs, a ref might not like a certain player due to past games and be less leniant. Like Gilbert Arenas claims to do, players can even analyze refs and see what trends certain refs show, and play accordingly. So, a ref should not stay in the league too long.

New, younger refs will try their hardest to ref the perfect game and stay a NBA ref. Rumour is that all the current refs are quite cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise to eachother and it is time to break this cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercised circle apart, time to split the gang. Competition, and having to be at your best to keep your job will most definitely improve officiating as a whole.

2) Transparency: The Turkish football league can be a good example to build on for the NBA. An official watches every game from the stands and rates a referee’s performance. Those who score low points do not get to ref as many games. Those who score really low even get a suspension and are taken off refereeing all together for a certain time. These ratings are made availably to the public even. Every week there are a couple dozen TV shows focusing simply on replaying certain calls in that weeks games and analyzing whether the correct decisions were made. Of course ex-refs are in the studio to give ‘expert analysis’. In the end, everything is out in the open and much like a player, a ref’s actions have consequences and his future relies on his performance.

3) Freedom of Speech: What is up with the NBA and fining players/coaches/GM’s for statements they give the press after games. Doesn’t this seem abit like communism? Players/Coaches lives are altered by decisions of refs, you would think that they would have the right to voice their oppinion. With the recent developments, the League has no longer any rights to suppress the oppinions of its employees. If you were cheated by your company, wouldn’t you feel like you had the right to at least complain about it!

4) Infinite Tolerance Policy: The Stern tyranny introduced a zero tolerance policy at the begninng of last season. This was a way that Stern felt he could keep his trouble-prone players in check and make the game more viewer friendly. Well that was obviously an unforgivable error, but perhaps he had the right idea. However, instead of making the players have no rights on the court it is time to take away that bulletproof vest and crown away from the refs. You look at football, and players yell, scream, and swear at referees without remorse. While there should be limits, it is time to put a stop to this nonsense where referees continiously take center stage. I dont want to hear referees names anywhere, anytime, for any reason. I don’t want to see them in allegations, I dont want to see them running in races against ex-players, and I sure dont want to see them teching people up for looking at them the wrong way. They are just there to make sure the game progresses correctly, they need to stop acting like prom queens and getting upset at anyone who doesn’t suck up to them. I saw far too many ejections last year, especially in the playoffs and against Golden State. I want to see some proper basketball, and not some middle-aged man in stripes shitting all over it.

5) Fixing the ‘stupid’ rules: While we are dealing with officiating, we might as well cleanup those rules that just make no sense. The Diaw-Amare suspensions and the ‘stepping onto the court as a benchplayer’ rule must be changed, that is clearly overdue.

Also, no one except Gilbert Arenas and Dwyane Wade can be happy about the amount of small contact fouls that are called. The search for MJ still continues, but the true heir will never be someone who benefits largely from such tight officiating.

Of course, no one has forgotten the constant fouling of Ben Wallace/Shaq at the end of games fiasco either, I hope. One weak area of a players game should not be enough to force him not to play. Intentionally fouling someone, shouldnt be a way to not only get back in the game but take out the most dominant player to ever play the game.

Last and perhaps least, what is up with the semi circle. I like people getting posterized as much as the next guy, but do we really need to alter game rules to make this possible. There’s a reason why FIBA aka ‘basketball without the stereoid-like entertainment injections’, does not employ this rule. What’s next, are we gonna have mini trampolines on different parts of the court?

Whistle has been Blown

Like I said, many good things will happen to the NBA. Perhaps the most important one being that we won’t be forced to tear out our hair in frustration over the many non-basketball related fallbacks associated with the NBA. With the proper foundations and infrastructure back in place (rules, refs, policies) we can focus on just enjoying the game. The NBA might see yet another drop in ratings, and refs overall might suffer over all, but that’s not something for us to worry about. I wouldn’t even support a wage increase for refs, as suggested by some – like $200,000 is not enough salary to have the best nonseat in the house every game. In fact, I may even decide to take up that dream of being an NBA ref afterall.

STATS: Time For a Change

Saturday, July 21st, 2007



One of my favorite quotes of all time is one by Mr. Albert, not Marv but Einstein: “Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted”. Truer words can not be said for what I think of statistics in basketball. I don’t know if it’s just that people like to simply things; Kidd is known as Mr. Triple double, Duncan is the double-double machine, LeBron had a sneaker out called 20-5-5 – but stats sure as hell get more attention than they should deserve. It’s common habit for people to judge a players performance by looking straight at the boxscore. In a 82 season league with 30 teams, you generally have no alternative unless you are glued to your couch at home and watch League pass every moment of your living day. However, besides single games, whole seasons and MVP races are evaluated using that box score and ultimately the success of a players career. First I want to take a look at the current batch of stats, and then identify some new stats that should be introduced.

Box Score aka Report Card aka KPI

Everyone at every level is judged based on certain aspects. At school you get grades which make up your report card. At work you might have some Key Performance Indicators. In the NBA theres is the boxscore. A couple of numbers in the end summarizes all of your efforts and endeavors. Here’s what I think of each stat and how much meaning we should attach to it when we look at them.

Points- This is the number one most important stat in basketball. You have 30 points or more and it doesn’t matter if you had 6 airballs, 12 turnovers and played the most selfish basketball in your life – people will think you had a good game. In fact that isn’t unlike something players like Kobe and Allen Iverson did for many years. Jerry Stackhouse was a scoring champion, Ricky Davis could average insane amounts at will, and even Ronald Murray had a season where it seemed like he was going to be one of the best scoring players in the league. So basicly it doesnt mean much. Six points scored in crunch time against a good defensive team is much more meaningful that someone who scores 25 in garbage minutes.

Assists- The way an assist is calculated is that a player must take no more than one dribble after a pass is made and score. The reason I know this is because I would always complain at our stats keeper in high school that she didnt count my assists correctly. In fact, there are so many things wrong with this stat I don’t know where to begin. First of all it includes as an assist many instances where the person who passed the ball might not have done anything significant. Imagine Smush Parker passes the ball to Kobe, Kobe takes couple of seconds to eye down his opponent and throw a couple of jab steps, then he dribbles takes one step back and hits a fade away three. Assist goes to Smush Parker. Now imagine theres a 2 vs 3 fastbreak and Steve Nash cleverly misleads the 3 defenders and passes to a wide open Amare Stoudamire, and Amare dunks the ball in after two quick dribbles – Nash gets no assist. These two examples hopefully help point out the problems associated with trying to track how well a player is setting up his teammates. I’m not even going to get into the whole, ‘PG creates a perfect setup and Center misses a layup’ argument.

Rebounds- I’m always surprised at how much attention this stat gets. I can bring in a tall Mongolian freak of nature who has never stepped onto a basketball court before, and he can get 10 boards easy in a single game. Well in fact this has already been done with the likes of Gheorge Mursan. This stat almost encourage players to play the wrong way – the person who boxes out the player gets no credit while the guy who doesn’t and goes for the board does. Again, the context in which you grab a rebound is also not considered. A rebound from a center after an uncontested free-throw gets the same credit as a person who jumps over three players and manages to grab the board.

Steals and Blocks- These stats are okay I guess but many times a player gets a steal due to the defensive efforts of his other teammates. Similarly, a block is often achieved my a player intentionally leading his defensive assignment to where his big men can swat the ball.

FG/FT/3PT %: Perhaps the most useful of the stats, as it gives you exactly it says it will. Percentages can be misleading depending on what kind of team you play for, what kind of looks you get, and even small things such as launching shots at the end of buzzers. Last year’s FG% leader was Mikki Moore of the Nets, but yet he isnt a remarkable shooter by any means, he just ends up shooting alot of easy shots (dunks).

Thinking Outside the Box Score

Charges- I’ve heard people mention that Battier leads the league in charges taken, but I’m not sure if theres an official sheet with everybody’s charges. If so I would definitely like to see it. Taking a charge might be the most impressive single feat in basketball. Think about it, you sacrifice your body so that MAYBE you can get the win the ball for your team. If that doesn’t embody everything that is basketball, I don’t know what does. So please, lets start keeping track of this stat and include it as a separate column in the box score.

Crunch Time- NBA.com and Nestle had a neat tracking of performance in the game when it really mattered, but I don’t see it anymore. Their execution wasnt perfect, but it was as cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise to tracking players’ clutch ability as I have ever seen using numbers. 82games.com also had a FG% for game winning shots which was also interesting to see. More of this needs to be officially tracked.

Setup- As I mentioned earlier, assists aren’t a good indication of how well the PG does his job because it varies with how well his players shoot the ball as well as other factors. So a new stat can be introduced where we track how many clear cut scoring opportunities a player prepares for his teammates. The immediate objection would be that it’s subjective to a specific person how ‘clear-cut’ the scoring opportunity is. However such minor subjective takes doesnt prevent sports like tennis from having “Unforced Errors” stats from being displayed.

Hustle Play- Among the most important plays in the course of a basketball game is hustle plays. These are plays that sometimes singlehandedly change the momentum of a game. Imagine Ben Wallace plays extremely good defense on one end of the court and forces a player to travel. On the other side he jumps into the crowd and saves a ball from going out leading to a basket. Here, Ben Wallace provides his team with a 4 point swing, but his box score hasn’t changed.

Defensive Stop- Back when Ron Artest was in Indiana, an intern had calculated what Ron Artest’s defensive assignment’s field goal percentage was. Along with this, how many stops vs. scores he let in should be tracked. So at any given time we can see a player’s defensive stop %. Another category can be added for how many turnovers he forced.

Statisticly Speaking

While stats do a good job giving us a general picture, it is something we have begun to rely too heavily on. So if this is the case, changes and additions need to be made to the way we keep stats. We can no longer afford to turn a blind eye to all the plays that dont show up on the stats sheet, for we may devalue those who specialize in those areas, areas that take the most effort and will. If we do make some of these changes I have proposed, and consider the currents stats with a grain of salt like Ive indicated, we may be in a world of surprise..

An Open Letter to Etan Thomas

Monday, July 16th, 2007

Dear Etan,

When I first read your letter to Andrew Bogut, I didn’t know how to react. I mean, the things you said were mostly correct, but that’s not what got me thinking. What did get me thinking is why in the world is Etan Thomas writing about this. Your reason seems to be that ESPN didn’t give it enough coverage. While I know for a fact the TrueHoop section at ESPN covered it as well as you would have probably liked, this apparently wasn’t enough for you. You wanted to make sure the whole world knew how wrong Bogut was with his claims. While I haven’t read your work in the past, it seems that you really want to get into politics and writing. Your book “More than an Athlete” kind of reinforces my point. So is it possible that you are using Andrew Bogut for this goal? Is it possible you are using the current unstable political climate in America to draw fans to your writing? Or maybe I got it all wrong, and this is just something that has really been bothering you.

Lets see, a 22 year old clueless NBA player tells a fellow Aussie reporter that things are different in America, that NBA players like to spend money, star in rap videos, and have multiple girlfriends. Is this really so far from the truth? Why do you even care, it’s not bad to spend your money in this way, no one can tell any other person that he’s not spending his money correctly unless he is hurting someone else. If I go out and earn money, I can spend it on anything and everything I want, that is my fundamental right. I’ll go out and build a castle out of chocolate bars if I want to. Then of course there’s the generalizations, the number 1 non politically correct thing you can do. Bogut really made your job too easy on this one. I can make a generalization that’s true for 95% of the country and still the bullshit associated with “political correctness” will prevent me from saying that, but anyways that’s another topic in of itself. At the end of the day, he exaggerates and makes generalizations but so what? This isn’t some Australian politician talking, its Andrew Bogut. A clueless jerk who has the balls to criticize NBA players spending habits in the same interview where he explains his love for poker and casinos.

So then all that’s left is Andrew Bogut and his elitist and uneducated assessment of American culture. While I understand Americans feel insecure and unloved in this recent era of political turmoil, do you really think that blatantly attacking and dismantling a 22 year old clueless kid is going to solve your problem? Do you really think nitpicking his obviously flawed arguments, facts, and points is going to help anything other than show what useless tool Bogut is. Everyone knows how intelligent you are with your posts and thoughts, but I think you need to pick someone of your own size and Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise-weight-Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise if you catch my meaning. Your letter was easily a heavyLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise-weight-Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise knocking out a lightLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise-weight-Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise – and in the field of politics, much like in boxing, this is not a correct way of attaining your ambitions.

Knowing When to Call it Quits

Sunday, July 15th, 2007

Every other movie that’s coming out these days seems to have a number after its name. Actually most recently, ‘movie title thinkers’ – if such a sweet job exists – have combated this trend by having new names to their sequels. Rocky 37 became “Rocky Balboa”, Die Hard 4 became… “Die Hard 4.0” and “Live Free or Die Alone”. I don’t even know what that Die Hard name fiasco was all about but that’s not what I’m here to talk about. Long story short, everything and anything that’s good and can be repeated somehow, gets done so until the cow is out of milk. The same can be said about Basketball players. Those Got Milk? Commercials – they were actually aimed at the stars in the ad. Who was the last notable NBA player to retire at his peak? That’s a question I’m going to let you ponder over, while I take a look back at all those players who just should have quit while they were still bright in our minds.

Late Exit

Michael Jordan
I went to psychiatrists, hypnotists, even joined scientology cults and had a brainwash – but still haven’t managed to remove this tragedy from my memory. Why MJ, WHYYY! As cliché as it has gotten, you had a perfect story book ending. Spielberg, Clancy, Dan Brown, and Shakespeare couldn’t have joined forces and created such an engrossing tale. The only thing that helps me sleep at night is that shot you hit in the All-Star game over Marion. Thank god the Matrix didn’t swat that shot cross court onto Jay-Z’s mug – that would have been two birds with one stone really. For those of you who manage to trick themselves that he did a good job and helped the Wizards….what can I say, I envy you.

Scottie Pippen
Why won’t Pippen just leave the NBA? I didn’t mind his stint in Houston or Portland, he wasn’t the Pip we all loved but he had plans I guess. Then I find out those plans are to go back to the Bulls, try his luck at NBA.com journalist aka spy, and now he wants back in the L again. The GM’s that denied his requests deserve a medal of some sort. Medal of Fresh Milk.

Dennis Rodman
Having 3 players from the greatest team ever on this list wasn’t my original intention, but that’s what happens when you don’t think about your future!! (That was my subtle attempt to give them a dose of their own medicine). Not much can be said about the Worm, and he can’t really blamed either. He’s just trying to play for as many teams as possible so he can a) try to beat Wilt’s record of….most NBA cheerleaders impregnated and b) be the only player to have worn all jersey numbers.

Penny Hardaway, Grant Hill
Both huge heroes of mine back in the day. Their final years in the NBA just makes me a sad old man trying to fight away the pain by trying to vaguely remember the good times of what seems like ages ago.

Any Great NBA Center
If you start having to freeze your knees in order to play – that’s probably a good sign to call it quits.

Shawn Kemp, Karl Malone
One turned into a fat depressed suicidal drug addict, the other into a perverted old border-line pedophilic backstabber. Exaggeration never hurts anybody.

Clyde Drexler
Ball room dancing might not be basketball, but it’s still a sport!

Dikembe Mutombo, Chris Webber, Half of the Miami Heat Roster etc
These are guys you would have thought retired looong ago, in fact you probably think they did retire if you don’t pay cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise attention to the NBA. Sadly, just when we think we have eliminated them – they reappear, in a new city, in a new disguise, ready to inflict pain on anyone crazy enough to think legends exist.

Final Word

So while I would like the greats that I looked up to stay heroic in my mind, this is not the world we live in. In fact, a little part of me wanted MJ to come back, regardless of how bad he was going to be. This is my short term half of the brain, taking over my long term half. When all is said and done, it’s the players that make the decisions. Their reasons are valid too; they have nothing else to do, they want to secure their financial (luxurious) future, they want that championship ring, and above all their love for the game. While it is fans like you and me that keep this sport alive, and are the ones that the league needs to please – it’s not to say that nothing good can come out of this player habit.

Look at Alonzo Mourning. He was very cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise to being a top candidate for this list, instead his long stay made him out to be a much more loved player than he was at his ‘physical peak’. He’s been an inspiration beyond basketball. Same thing can be said about Magic Johnson. He battled through AIDS in his body, in his personal life, in the public media, and finally on the basketball court. You look at any of the current veteran players that stay in the NBA by accepting near minimum contracts and that is another source of inspiration and excitement. Yes, I would like them to blow by their opponents and throw down dunks like they used to do when they were young. However, like a lot of other things in life, the older something gets the more value it collects. Wisdom, experience, leadership, perseverance – these are some of the things we would be missing out on if we focused solely on physical capabilities. These are all my opinions of course, and so I leave you to judge this case for yourself, before I outstay my welcome.

A Looong Early Look at the USA Dream Team 2007

Friday, July 13th, 2007

Warning: if you didn’t catch the drift from the title, please stop reading if you have no interest in the USA Dream Team, thanks. Now for those of you who try to catch as much of the drama around the Dream Team as possible, well hopefully this will give you some things to dwell upon before the days leading to the FIBA Americas Championship (August 22). Last year, several losses at the World Championships and Gilbert’s antics were enough to keep me refreshing that ESPN website more than a sane person should be allowed to. This year, while things can’t possibly top what we saw last year(or can it?), there are still ample of things to look forward to. Without further adieu, let’s take a sneak peak at this years Dream Team and the things that will put either a smile or frown on your face.

The Contestants

Starting off, seven players from last year have been deemed ‘unavailable’: Gilbert Arenas (Washington Wizards); Joe Johnson (Atlanta Hawks); Brad Miller (Sacramento Kings); Lamar Odom (Los Angeles Lakers); Chris Paul (Oklahoma Hornets); Paul Pierce (Boston Celtics) and Dwyane Wade (Miami Heat). The biggest loss here is no doubt Arenas. He spent a whole season getting revenge from the coaches that basicly cut him from last years squad. Would have been interesting to see how things played out. Wade is another person that will be missed as a “Kobe, Wade, LeBron, Carmelo” battle royal would have made good pay-per-view.

To replace these players, the following 8 have been added: Carlos Boozer (Utah Jazz); Tyson Chandler (New Orleans Hornets); Kevin Durant (Seattle SuperSonics); Jason Kidd (New Jersey Nets); Mike Miller (Memphis Grizzlies); Greg Oden (Portland TrailBlazers); Tayshaun Prince (Detroit Pistons); and Deron Williams (Utah Jazz).
When I look at these 8 players, first thing that comes to mind is “this would make a good group of Big Brother contestants”. But lets look at each of these players and how they can impact the team.

For Durant and Oden, this will be like an internship – just go in there and learn as much as you can, but know that nobody gives a sh!t about you, just yet. Boozer is very similar to Brand, but he’s shown how dominant he can be when left unchecked, definitely an asset. Chandler was thrown in there because USA lacks a true center besides Howard and is one of those players that can fit in well in a team full of superstars. Kidd is the mystery man, he could be everything the Dream Team has been missing, or everything that has brought them down. Mike Miller will be that player capable of doing everything the team needs, will play as hard as he can, and wont complain about minutes(((he will also fill out that white-player quota))). Tayshaun Prince is just a freak of nature, I cant and dont even want to try to envision him in anything other than a Pistons jersey.Deron Williams is a great addition, and even if its not this year, he will be running the Dream Team in years to come.

The players who were already on the roster are: Carmelo Anthony (Denver Nuggets); Shane Battier (Houston Rockets); Chauncey Billups (Detroit Pistons); Chris Bosh (Toronto Raptors); Bruce Bowen (San Antonio Spurs); Elton Brand (Los Angeles Clippers); Kobe Bryant (Los Angeles Lakers); Kirk Hinrich (Chicago Bulls); Dwight Howard (Orlando Magic); LeBron James (Cleveland Cavaliers); Antawn Jamison (Washington Wizards); Shawn Marion (Phoenix Suns); Adam Morrison (Charlotte Bobcats) Michael Redd (Milwaukee Bucks); J.J. Redick (Orlando Magic); Luke Ridnour (Seattle SuperSonics); and Amaré Stoudemire (Phoenix Suns).

Only 12 of these players can make the cut. While some of the recent injuries have helped to make the decision a bit easier, its still a daunting task.

Picking the Team

These players have no chance to be on the final roster, so we can go ahead and just take them out: Adam Morrison, JJ Redick, Greg Oden, Kevin Durant. Can we send them all back to college while we’re at it? Damn.The starting 5 will probably look something like this: Chauncey Billups, Kobe Bryant, Lebron James, Amare Stoudamire, Dwight Howard. Thats a beast of a team! Carmelo will be hard to leave out of the starting 5, as he was the best player for the team in the 2006 World Championships, but Kobe and Carmello are both pure scorers so LeBron is a better fit. Elton Brand and Carlos Boozer off the bench is just great anyway you look at it – thats if they dont accidently kill each other in practice. Michael Redd should see some good minutes as he’s easily the best shooter on the team. Bruce Bowen should edge out his eternal wannabe, Shane Battier, and make the cut this year if Coach K can put his Duke years behind him. Chris Bosh/Shawn Marion will battle out the 11th spot and I see Marion a must in there since there are plenty of low post scorers already and Marion has that unique skill of being productive without the ball. The last spot will go to a backup PG and the choice will be hard to make with the following options: Kirk Hinrich, Luke Ridnour, Jason Kidd, and Deron Williams. I think Deron Williams should get this spot as he’s proved he can hit big shots, and can be surprisingly effective from the FIBA 3 point line area.

Of course, with the disappointing results of the past few years, the coaching staff could shock us all. They could decide its time to focus on shooting (something they have neglected the past couple of years) and go all out and have a starting 5 of Kirk Hinrich, JJ Redick,Adam Morrison, Mike Miller and Antawn Jamison. Well, maybe if Don Nelson was the coach. One thing is for sure, you wont see them cutting the likes of Kobe, LBJ, Melo for any reason whatsoever even if it does seem like the right decision.

How it will play out

Kobe the ..*gulp*.. leader
The inclusion of Kobe Bryant in this years team might seem like a major change for the team, but I am near confident that he will not be the same killer Kobe we are use to seeing. He will take this opportunity to pass the ball, show his unselfishness and try to be that inspirational leader. It will be entertaining to watch Kobe’s awkward attempts at being that perfect veteran player on the team – since that clearly isnt what he is. Kobe might also ask for a trade to the Mexican team to feel cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exerciser to his wife Vanessa (sorry that was too easy).

Chauncey trying to do too much
Chauncey Billups will be much more of a factor if he can come out of the comma he has been in since the Cavs series. Of course, he can end up ruining the team by jacking up shots, and trying to be more than a point guard should ever be for team USA. Bring up the ball, make the right pass, and hit open shots. That should be the job description of a Dream Team PG.

Carmelo “Ballhog” Anthony
Reason why he has played really well for Team USA in the past is because he’s got this inferiority complex. He’s not up there with LeBronze, Mamba, Flash – and you can bet he’s gona try again this year to prove the public wrong.

Redd Hot!
Nothing to add here

Howard and Amare battle it out for…
While the sound level meter has been a nice touch in the playoffs, I think its time to implement that idea in other parts of the game. One idea would be a ‘rim impact meter’. Watching Amare and Dwight compete for the record would be a nice side-game in of itself.

End Result
The Dream Team hasn’t really struggled in the past in the FIBA Americas Cup. Argentina, Brazil, and Puerto Rico are the only teams that can legitimately trouble them. A year of chemistry and the addition of some solid players should seal the deal. Their preliminary round group consists of the following teams: Canada, Brazil, Virgin Islands, and Venezuela – nothing to really be worried about. However, Argentina and Brazil are as strong as ever so there will be some entertaining matches along the way.

I can’t end this without asking – where is KG, Duncan, Shaq, or Ray Allen? How many more failures can the US team handle before everyone and anyone is held accountable? Oh well, why try and think so far ahead when we can just watch and enjoy the drama as it happens. If there is a basketball god out there, everything I’ve said will not happen, and then the real fun can start.