A Message to Time Travelers: Stay Away!

March 10th, 2008

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Everyone in this world, more or less, knows how their life is going to play out. You might pursue this career over that, you might marry a brunette instead of a blonde, you might die of cancer instead of old age…but at the end of the day, life is so damn predictable. You don’t wake up everyday and wonder whether frogs are going to fall from the sky, or if aliens are going to land and share this amazing technology with us. Instead, some days we get excited about little things such as some weird creature we hadn’t seen before , or if we’re lucky once in a blue moon there is good progress towards some exciting future developments. However, at the end of the day none of these developments are LIFE CHANGING.

Until now…News in recent months have hinted at a very exciting possibility: time travel. Now, THAT is what I’m talking about when I say “Life Changing”. Yes, the odds are that its not going to happen in our life time or our grandson’s grandsons lifetime, if ever. However, just the possibility of it happenening is something truely exciting. It’s difficult to understand what this would exactly mean for us, because wild science-fiction movies are usually the only instances where such possibilities are played out for our entertainment, but even these science-fiction novels and movies never really analyze the implications to every-day lives that these discoveries will create. Given that scientifically there is a chance of this actually happening, I think it would be wise to get prepared of how different life could be. It never hurts to “Be Prepared” as the Boy Scout motto goes, and to prepare you for when that time comes, here is how life would be if indeed time travel occured.

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The way the current technology works, is that there is a chance of a ‘time door’ opening, allowing visitors from the future (assuming they have sufficiently advanced technology) to visit our planet. As this would be the first ‘door’ to open in the history of mankind, it would mark the furthest point back in time people of any time could visit. So, unless mankind becomes extinct at some point, or some terrible disaster wipes all documentation of such a ‘door’ opening in 2008 or future research suggests time travel would lead to terrible catastrophes, then essentially people from the year 390124 could and should visit us. You would have to think that thousands and who knows even millions of years later, mankind could develop some truely mindboggling inventions and why shouldn’t a time machine be one of them. So all that requires from us is that this ‘door’ we open in 2008, is enough of a opening for future smart people from the year 1958309753 to work with to establish contact with us.

 Now lets get down to what this will mean. A person visiting from essentially the latest point in time could bring with him infinite news/developments/technology. We can in this way, jump thousands of years in progress. Imagine for a second if we were to go back to caveman days and showed them cars, televisions, airplanes etc. That is similar to the impact people from the future visiting us would have. So one day your checking the news and reading about the Microsoft/Yahoo acquisition talks, and then as you surf abit more in the tech section you read about some breaking news that has just transpired. Headline reads: “People from the future have arrived, they have offered the cure to all illnesses, little pills that givc us immortality and removes the necessity to eat or drink anything.” In a few minutes, the whole world that took thousands of years of steady progress and calculated achievements to develop – will have completely been uphauled.

 The question then becomes: if the future does solve all our problems, then what will be left for us to do? We will have everything we want, nothing to worry about – life will be…perfect? At the beginning this is what it will seem like. Sick and poor people will no longer be sick and poor, the concept of poverty will cease to exist, and people will no longer have to ‘work’. This last point could create major issues. Fine, we won’t need any more companies producing anything because it is assumed that millions of years from now, there will be cheap machines that can create whatever you want with some simple inputs. But even with infinite resources, our world still needs some hard labour. Even if that problem is solved with robots, there will still need to be some ‘people’ that work (right?)- world leaders, police forces, scientists that produce this future technology, everyone in the entertainment industry, shops and stores of some sorts, babysitters etc – how would you motivate these people to work, remember people don’t need money anymore with high-tech advancements solving all problems (is this perhaps why the supreme being created our world with limited resources?).

There certainly will still be crime and terrorism, because poverty is not always the reason for such things. Of course, more and more technology can be brought from the future to combat all these problems.. Like drugs that remove the anger from psychopaths, and police intelligence so smart it prevents bad things from ever happening ala “Minority Report”. But perhaps you can see a dark pattern developping here, and it is similar to those science fiction movies where ultimately technology fails us. Utopia simply can’t happen when everything in the world is unnatural. 

Furthermore, even if the implementation of future technology solves all our problems – what reason would we have to live? We have infinity to live, but yet there is nothing that hasn’t been done or needs to be done. Life perhaps would be sweet for the first 5 or 10 years where everyone in the world is on holiday and enjoying everything and anything with no worry in the world. But then that all too familiar feeling would start to kick in. You know the feeling you got towards the end of the summer holidays in school where you are getting bored of having nothing but free time.. There would be no progress because all progress has been made, there would be no change because all change has been implemented. So what would be the purpose of anything? There would be a million of entertainment sources, and things to do but at the end of day when you’re going to bed and cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise your eyes…there will be that realization that it all kinda feels empty without the mystery, without the wondering of the unknown, about all the imagination and possibilities in your head about the future. It would be like watching the most amazing movie/sports match ever possible..but you already know how its going to end. That kind of realization would ultimately crush the human spirit. Alot of what drives us in this world is that in some small, perhaps almost insignificant way we are changing the world and responsible for its progress. Like imagine the guy who invented the paper clip, he might not be the most famous or important person in the world, but I’m sure that his life was great knowing that he had just singlehandedly set a legacy and changed the world.

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All in all, while there would be amazing short term benefits, in the long run time travel would be a terrible thing for humankind. Just like it is incredibly stupid to take a drug that gives you short term pleasure at the cost of life long repercussions – time travel should similarly be kept away from.  The way towards a utopia is through sustained development: education, smart economic systems, and politics that is communist in ideal but capitalist in approach (commitalism?). 

Hopefully, people thousands of years from now read this, and never enter that portal that would land them in our untouched and perfectly legit world. Then truely, I would will have saved mankind! 

PS: Large Hadron Collider time travel readers are also banned.

NBA Mid-Season Thoughts

February 11th, 2008

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As I don’t have much time these days to post full blown posts about what’s going on around the league, I have come to resort to short bullet thoughts of what I find interesting in the NBA. Here was part 1, and today is part 2.

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1) “Rasheed Wallace replaces KG in the All-Star game”!? I didn’t see Rasheed being mentioned anywhere as an All-Star snub when the picks were originally made, so I was particularly bewildered at this decision by David Stern. With my man Hidayet Turkoglu having a truely worthy All-Star season statistically, being Mr. 4th quarter on so many occasions, and hitting more big shots than Kobe and LeBron combined…I must say I am really pissed off. Rasheed is averaging 13 and 7 and his team is only one spot ahead of Orlando. He has also let it be known that he doesn’t want to be an allstar and prefers to use the time to relax with his family. Hedo on the other hand has been dieing to get in. This is just straight unfair, and I don’t know what kinda games Stern is up to, but he really screwed up this time, his decision is unacceptable on so many levels. Put it shortly, Screw You Mr. David Stern.

2) I keep hearing how Boston is 16-0 against the West and as amazing as it sounds..it really isnt all that. Half of those games were against non-playoff bound teams. Not hating, just saying.

3) Respect to Kerr and the Suns organization for pulling off the move for Shaq. While they did have the best record in the West, it was clear they weren’t going to beat the Spurs or Lakers in a 7 game series. Shaq ironically gives them a better chance to beat the Lakers and the Spurs, but a lesser chance to win that championship. The way it is now without Marion (and let me just say Marion was one of the most underrated forwards in the league for a long time), I can easily see a first round exit to the likes of the Golden State Warriors.

4) Side note to all GM’s, coaches, and execs who we keep hearing whine about so and so trade that was really unfair:  Hey, don’t cry at the media when someone does a better job than you! While Popovich is out there crying about the Gasol trade, the Suns tried to do something about it rather than complain….Seriously, out of all people Popovich should keep his pimple face shut.

5)I said before the season started how the 82 game marathon was becoming boring and redundant, but clearly I didnt see the race in the West developping. Now THAT is how you fix the boredom of 82 games! It’s great to be a basketball fan now, as one loss by a western conference rival can actually have huge repercussions. Don’t expect Dallas to rest its stars this year, or Steve Nash having full massage sessions in the 4th quarter. The regular season now actually matters..yey for us!

6) A different kind of excitement is developping in the Eastern conference with at least two spots open to abysmal teams. Pretty much everyone except for the Miami Heat still has a shot.  Here’s what I actually said in my preseason predictions and I’m sticking to it:

10. Weaker teams in the East will have the dilemma of fighting for that 8th Playoff spot or getting a top 3 draft pick

Only a handful of games will separate the East’s bottom 8 team and GM’s will go by that long age instinct that rebuilding to get in the Playoffs in the future, is better than getting in the Playoffs now.

 

7) I personally hope the NBDL horse competition doesn’t see light in the NBA. I really can’t see how it won’t be Nate-Robinson-in-the-dunk-contest-painfully-cringing-to-watch bad. Unless of course you have Gilbert Arenas going off against LeBron James or something – then I can see how LeBron taking a freethrow, or Gilbert putting on his LeBron traveling impressions can be good fun.

 8) Speaking of the All-Star game which is expected to disappoint after crazy hype for the 1587th season in a row – a couple of easily applicable changes can turn the event into truely the most exciting weekend in all of sports. First off, like many people have already suggested, make the All-Star game into USA vs the World. Americans pick the American allstars, while all other votes decide the International Allstars (this rule might have to change if we start seeing more Chinese players in the NBA). As it is now, the Allstar selection process is clearly wrong, and keeps hurting players and fans. Also, a USA vs International match can truely be competitive, exciting, and meaningful – unlike its current state. In this age of globalization, NBA expansion internationally, and USA’s power becoming par with the rest of the world…this is a no brainer! Who really would be against this idea…Stern will have you believe its the average fan, but as an average (ok maybe slightly extreme fan) I tell you I want this.

9) Oh and since I’m making requests now on behalf of fans, let me assure you we would want to see 1vs1, 2vs2, 3vs3 little tournaments. 1vs1 tournaments would be strictly for light guards (Iverson, Rafer Alston, Nash, Chris Paul, Nate Robinson etc). 2vs2 and 3vs3 tournaments would require players to pick players outside their own team. So likely pairings will be friends (Carmelo and LeBron together), or family (T-Mac and Vince), or old college teammates (Arenas and Richard Jefferson). This will help players bond cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exerciser to each other, and can help create unexpected All-Star game rivalries. For example perhaps LeBron and Carmelo might seem  like the perfect two vs team but then veterans like Kobe and Kidd decide to team up one year to show them whos boss. Really, besides superstar egos getting upset, you can’t go wrong here.

10) Reason why there is never any clarification on what constitutes an All-Stars or MVP is simply because the ambiguity creates great conversations. If there was a strict pecking order of the requirements of an MVP, you wouldn’t have such involvement from fans and proffesional analysts, and people wouldn’t care as much. Ever wonder why All-Stars are much more highly talked about than All-NBA teams? In fact it should clearly be All-NBA teams that have more importance because they are decided at the end of the season and by a panel of the smartest in the business (or I would like to believe it to be so). So what I’m saying is ambiguity in rules, in outcomes, in matchups, in key decisions all works in favour of the NBA. While you might be upset that the Suns didn’t get to play at full strength versus the Spurs last year, or that Kobe and LeBron will probably never meet up in the playoffs…it is this kinda of what-ifs and uncertainty that feeds the minds of sports fans. So don’t expect a memo from the NBA anytime soon explaining what they believe constitutes an MVP.

11) Since we’re on the topic of MVPs, I might as well tune in with my mid-season pick. Most people agree that it should be either LBJ, KB, KG, or CP3. While I do believe CP3 is having a great season, for me it is the CPU that has proved to be the most valuable this year. Without my personal computer, I would never be able to follow the crazy race in the Wild Wild West, keep up with blockbuster trade news, or have access to those cant-live-without NBA rankings by the top analysts (you know the ones where self-acclaimed experts like John Hollinger put the Raptors ahead of the Suns). Imagine the Hornets without Chris Paul..ok now imagine the world without CPU. And besides, I’m pretty sure the CPU has better stats.

12) I have time and again let it be known how annoying I find stats, because they never tell you the whole story and often are blindly used in making key decisions. So when I hear about LeBron’s case for the MVP and hear that the Cavs went 0-6 without him this year, you know I go completely berserk. For me, that exact ’statistic’ is the reason why LeBron SHOULDN’T be MVP. He had a small jammed finger and admitted himself that if it was the Playoffs he would definitely play. Then you look at who their opponents actually were: Detroit, Toronto, Boston, New Jersey, Washington (you know, the 1st, 3rd, 5th, 6th, and 8th seeds in the East today) and you realize that those were games where Cleveland not only needed their so called MVP just to compete, but they must have been hugely let down by their star abandoning them. Kobe, similarly has had couple of injuries throughout this season including a recent dislocated finger but he goes out and competes no matter how succesful he is. And the way the West is looking, a 0-6 run without him might have cost them the season. But of course you wont find this kind of analysis on ESPN, because they might as well be married to the guy.

13)  About Kobe: be careful what you wish for. The Lakers have now become one of the favorites to win the championship, and with great responsibility comes great pressure. This time around, weak teammates, the strength of the West, and having to do it all on his own will no longer be acceptable excuses. It’s all or nothing. Either he’s the second coming of MJ or he’s simply a wanabe. I mentioned last time that these next couple of season will determine his legacy, but I never thought it would be this clear. It’s simply time to put up or shut up. It’s not everyday we get this clear black and white stories that shape sports history, but for the NBA the time is now. Grab some popcorn and enjoy the show.

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This is proving to be the most exciting NBA season in recent memory. There’s countless other things on my mind right now, but this year more than any other deserves its fans to actually watch the events rather than just read about them. I can tell you my personal thoughts but as I have said, there is no right or wrong anymore. Allstars, champions, MVPs – these have all become subjective opinions and no so-called authority has more of a valid oppinion than you do.

Go watch Chris Paul and Kevin Garnett with your own eyes and decide for yourself who’s sweat and tears means more for their team. Watch as the Suns and Lakers duel it out for that top spot in the Pacific Division and see for yourself who is the better team, who will likely be the champs.  

It’s truely a great day for the NBA when whether you’re a NBA exec, a proffesional writer, or a casual fan – you’re all equally excited at what you witness, and clueless to what happens.

Yogurt: The Most Underrated Food in the World

January 30th, 2008

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Yogurt, yoghurt or whatever ‘foreigners’ want to call it - was originally invented in Turkey and named Yoğurt (after the word Yoğun, meaning dense). Of course this makes sense when you realize that yogurt is strictly milk undergoing chemical change through bacteria and becoming a more dense substance. Anyways, you might be wondering why in the world I am writing about something so ‘insignificant’ as yoğurt? Well, that attitude is the exact reason why. Today, yoğurt is (non)officially the most underrated food in the world.

You might wonder how I came to this conclusion, and there is actually two elements to it, the first one being how it is so strictly underused in most parts of the world. Yoğurt is great. No, its not just great, its freaking unbelievably amazing. I can’t believe that something as great as yoğurt exists in our world governed by laws of physics and science. Yoğurt is one of the only foods that you can include in any meal that will actually add value to your meal. Personally, I put yoğurt in practically everything that I eat. From spagetthi to rice to any meats to vegetables to really almost anything. Of course it is widely used in breakfasts, and can also function as your healthy desert. Alot of drinks are available from smoothies, to Yop, to drinks like Ayran. Yes, whether your realize it or not, yoğurt is everywhere, everyday.

Couple of eyebrows might have been raised at my use of yoğurt in main meals. In fact I was eating at a company canteen in China couple of months ago, when I had the too-good-to-be-true idea to add the yoğurt provided as a drink to the sticky dull rice that I generally find too dry to eat. Horror and shock was seen all across the cafeteria as I covered their holy rice with yoğurt – almost as if my meal would explode at these two unrelated foods combining. Well, in the end it didnt quite work out the way I had envisioned as the yoğurt was completely sweet. I ended up not eating any of it and ended up hungry, and probably moronic in the eyes of my colleagues. But trust me when I say that you really should try to combine non-sweet yoğurt with other meals. It somehow manages to make the meal more lively, balances out the food your eating to hide its flaws and complement its positive taste, and makes almost any food edible (really hot, really cold, spicy, too strong taste, too weak taste, too weird taste). Oh and it doesnt hurt that its damn healthy too.

While I can insist on how great it is to combine yoğurt in a variety of meals, most will probably be too narrow minded to give it a try. One good introduction point might be to try out this meal called Iskender. This is my favorite meal in the world and if you try it you will see many valuable aspects of yoğurt you might have never noticed before. Adding garlic to yoğurt also produces great results, but that might be a refined taste not many people are ready for. 

So besides being this perfectly healthy, cheap, and widely usable food that improves practically any meal you eat – the second aspect that makes yoğurt the most underrated edible substance in the world is that in a land of 1.5 billion people, it is almost impossible to find. I have been living in China for 9 months now, and I naturally couldn’t help noticing the fact that natural yoğurt(no sweeteners, fruits, or any modifications) is not produced or ever consumed in China. Yes there are some imported ones from Japan, but they are priced like its some luxury product like caviar or something. This is a basic dairy product for God’s sake! Its not that China doesnt eat yogurt, they are in fact obsessed with it themselves and have aisles of different yoğurt.  Unfortunately, they have all been infested with chemicals, sugar, sweeteners, and fruit. In the end, someone like me who wishes to eat regular yoğurt on a consistent basis is unable to do so without spending a fortune getting ripped off by foreign imports.

I have had discussions on this topic with a few people and I just couldn’t understand how this was ethically, humanly, and economically possible. One argument thrown at me was this thing called ‘supply and demand’…pshh, like some economic jargon was the answer I was looking for! On a serious note, I don’t understand why supply and demand would lead to this situation. Prices rise or fall when there is a discrepancy between supply and demand. However, here there is perhaps low demand but actually no supply! I reasoned that some Chinese company producing sweetened yogurt could easily make changes to their production process, and gain a monopoly in the natural yoğurt market. With the fierce competition seen in the sweetened yoğurt market, I really don’t see why this isn’t viable. Besides Turks like me, there are lots of Japanese/French and other foreigners who I imagine would like to have access to plain yoğurt below champagne prices. So I was told that I should start my own company and take advantage of this bottleneck in the market. Then, yesterday afternoon, I came across this. Fresh yoğurt delivered right to your door at decent prices! As great as this solution was, the price still seemed too high for me  – 10rmb for 125g of yoğurt? You can buy a liter of Nestle milk for that much and despite not pursuing a Maths major, I’m pretty certain that will produce more than 125 grams of yoğurt!

So I took matters into my own hands, literally, and I have started to produce my own yoğurt. Yes, I run a little yoğurt operation in my backyard apartment. It’s really not that hard actually. When my mom first taught me how to make yoğurt at home, I just scoffed at the idea, partly because I couldn’t actually believe how easy it was. You take a small portion of left over yoğurt, slowly stir it into a pot of warm milk, and just cover it up with some blankets to keep it warm – and the magic happens. After several hours you can unwrap the blankets from the pot and put it into a fridge. Voila, you just gave birth to one of the miracles of life. Frankly, as a lazy/hip/straight 22 year old, I realize that producing yoğurt might not seem like the most ‘normal’ thing to do. But hey, that’s how I roll.

So that is the story of the most underrated edible susbstance in the world. Yoğurt  is already widely used for many different applications, but the majority of people haven’t even begun to understand the power of yoğurt. Not since microwavable pizza has the world seen a food so practical. Yoğurt might have been around for thousands of years, but amidst preformed misconceptions and prejudices, and a lack of media coverage - one of the real wonders of the world has continued to pass under the radar, until now. As they say, sometimes we are looking for something so intensely that we don’t realize that its been in front of us the whole time. So next time you wonder why your life is so bland, go ahead and cook yourself a fresh batch of yoğurt, you won’t be disappointed!   

The 1ππ0\/@Ŧ10π Crisis

January 10th, 2008

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Innovation is a word that is used today in every imaginable way possible (no pun intended). It’s been a while since our world spent all of its resources and manpower on building up its militaries, engaging in war, and trying to suppress its colonies and own citizens. Yes, for the last several decades our brains have had a chance to focus on other areas such as entertainment, business, science, and technology. But as we have all too hastily discovered, innovation is fast running dry.

In no ration?

Let’s look today at the various fields that humans have taken a strong interest in.

Entertainment: Every passing year, you can see an increased number of film fans complaining about the lack of creativity. New sequels of old classics, adaptations of comic books, recycling of the same movie concepts (Ben Stiller as the innocent awkward geek put into funny situation, the same old romantic comedy which you can guess how it will end before the opening credits roll out, and a host of other formulas that people have seen time and again). While some of these end up being pretty decent such as Die Hard 4 and Sin City, you can’t help but notice that movie studios are fast running out of ideas.  

Business: If you have looked at any job postings recently, you will be hard pressed to find a position NOT requiring its candidate to be innovative. Not that I think these companies know what they exactly mean, but innovation is the hot word of the 21th century and they want a piece of that pie (several studies have indicated that 45-75% of all economic growth is directly attributed to innovation). From what I have witnessed in my short time in the business world is that companies aren’t so open to innovation as they think themselves to be. Change in any organization means costs and lots of costs ranging from; restructuring of organizations to new training methods to infrastructural costs to bring the change into place. Unless its broke, they wont fix it. So instead of huge changes such as the eradication of classical working hours, we have little TQM tools here and there that superficially gives corporations a feeling that they are in fact innovative.

Science: Still no cure for cancer, AIDS or most other serious illnesses. We did land on the moon some several decades ago but progress has been practically non-existent if you consider the grander scale of the universe. Einstein still stands as the most important scientific figure of all time, and perhaps one of the only know figures to the average public. Aside from the slow progress, grants and support for the scientific community is not nearly enough to expect any spectacular results in the near future.

Technology: Boy, will the people that have been stuck in a comma for the past several decades be disappointed when they wake up. If science-fiction movies are anything to go by, humans have long been expecting flying cars, time travel, and colonization of other planets.  Instead, the best thing we got right now is a phone with some extra features and TVs that can display 1080 lines of pixels instead of 480. Hardly groundbreaking stuff.

As we can see, almost all areas of interest to human beings are turning into saturated markets that no longer seem to be able to generate new ideas and products. This is in fact why innovation has become such an important word in the 21st century, constant innovation has become a requirement for entities wishing to stay ‘ahead of the curve’ – whether its a company, individual, or nation state. So what does the future look like then in this world where innovation is becoming not only more demanded, but also harder to supply. Is the situation really so bad?

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First of all, I should state that I truly believe that innovation is limitless and infinite, therefore any scarcity of this so in-demand ‘resource’ is our fault and our fault only. I’ve heard it mentioned that creativity and innovation is not something you can teach, you are either born with it or not. I completely disagree to this analysis, and I believe that it is these types of predispositions that lead to our lack of innovation. However, the biggest clog towards innovation in our world is the infrastructure and the long ago built systems in place that secretly govern us. In past times this could have been governments and their autocratic leaders, but today it is increasingly becoming greedy corporations that prevent us from evolving at a faster and more socially desired way than naturally possible. Yes, those companies that seem to be leading the movement towards innovation are the exacts one restricting it – kind of like a Trojan horse full of carpenter ants .

-Energy: Oil is a scarce, over-relied on, and non eco-friendly chemical that is slowly leading to the destruction of our world. Solar-power, electricity, wind-power, and heaps of other innovations are there ready to be applied on to our polluted world. These are technologies that are in place and even becoming more economic solutions, but it will be some time before major oil companies, and their ‘friends’ in the government will let this happen.

-Software: While every praise should be given out to Bill Gates and Microsoft for their innovations that have deeply impacted this earth, they should in the same manner be criticized for unfairly ridding themselves of competition and keeping their technologies so much under wraps. You can’t really blame Bill, as his endeavours have led him to become one of the richest man on the earth, but it all becomes quite meaningless when you consider that he will be giving out 95% of his wealth to ‘help the world’. If he and other technological companies of those times embraced the idea of Open Source earlier, ‘the world’ might be a much better place already. Hopefully entities such as Google, Linux, Wikipedia can prove to be exemplary models that show sharing knowledge can benefit us all and ultimately lead to progress.

-Medicine:  It is a sad truth that it is profits that rule this world and not advancements that help humanity. How else do you explain companies not willing to help create this cheap cure for cancer? The foremost and easiest reaction is to think of these pharmaceutical companies as evil and conscious-less. However as true as that might be, there is naturally a thicker layer to this tragedy. 1)Providing research grants to this cause will lead them to Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise money. 2)Losing large amounts of money with no matching revenues will lead to unacceptable financial results. 3) The company will Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise money and employees will be cut to steer clear of bankruptcy. 4) Shareholders and the board will fire whoever was responsible for the mess and even more staff will be lost. So it is capitalism that should be blamed, if anything.

-Entertainment: Demand and supply are concepts that apply to the entertainment industry too, so you can’t blame entities for supplying that recycled garbage if there is an actual demand for it. So it is us as citizens that need to stop purchasing and hence supporting these unoriginal knock-offs. Yet is this really the only way movie studios will stop making these risk-free cash-cows? In our world yes. The music industry is facing such a serious situation today, yet they still aren’t wising up to the fact that they need to make some sort of changes to their current business model…suing its customers, giving them an inferior product in the form of DRM restricted tracks, and continuing to price products way over their costs is definitely not the way to go. As this article about the Pirate’s Dilemma points out, piracy in the end is forcing these industries to become more innovative and reinventing capitalism altogether. Let’s hope that piracy can, very ironically, prove to be the force that leads to more innovation.

-Technology: With Warner Bros. recently announcing its adoption of the Blu-Ray format, it has all but won the latest technology war over its nemesis HD-DVD. But anyone who has done research into the topic will realize that HD-DVD is the best format for the people: machines are cheaper, discs are cheaper, backwards compatible with DVDs, and more features that the Blu-Ray. However in our current capitalist system it is Sony’s Blu-Ray that won with rumoured buy-offs of around a half billion dollars for Warners Bros alone. Similarly, other movie studios sided with Blu-Ray because it was the better format protecting their‘intellectual property’. So in the end, a couple of large corporations decided a format war over the mass consumer base’s wishes and discouraged once again any innovators wishing to take on bigger and larger organizations.

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Yes it is an undeniable truth that these very same companies that appear to be leading the drive towards innovation are in fact the ones hindering it. With the industry and market firmly in their grasp, they can continue to deliver less than ideal products at the expense of consumers, and restrict those who wish to compete against them. Ironic, tragic, greedy, evil – all words that in someway describe this dark force that controls our future. But is our world really entrapped in this far less than ideal model with no way out? Was this the system we fought countless Wars of global magnitude to achieve? In this age where the largest companies have more power than most nations, where globalization and free trade are only increasing there economic and political clout – is there anything we can do to fight against this seemingly impenetrable stronghold? Innovation, in other words the progress of humankind and life in general, hangs in the very balance.

(to be continued in part 2…) 

Analyzing China and Turkey, Through a Shared Football Advert

January 9th, 2008

Serendipity in the Underground

On a slightly cold Sunday afternoon after a brief errand in the city, I happened to take a subway back home instead of the usual taxi ride I am accustomed to. As I was happily escaping the organized chaos that is the Shanghai subway, a huge poster was hung near the exit begging to catch my attention. I paused and looked at it for a second: 

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Yes it was one of those ads that is suppose to make your heart sink and make you all warm and fuzzy inside (especially for a nationalistic/sports loving/advertising appreciating/China residing person such as myself) but somehow it just didn’t affect me the way it should have. Walking home, I thought about why my reaction was as such: were the Chinese citizens portrayed in the exact manner that the world (and Chinese government) harshly views them – as a swarm of millions working hard just so that a few individuals can prosper? No, that wasn’t it. Instead it turned out that I had already seen this poster before…but there was no Adidas, and there was no China. Huh?

This Adidas advertising campaign had begun officially on November 30, 2007. On the other hand, the ad that had lit a fuse in my memory and no doubt was the creative ‘inspiration’ behind the Adidas campaign, had actually started months before - in the beginning of October. As you can see, the idea is…very much the same:

 

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Upon returning home and trying to find out more about this shocking revelation, I noticed that the Adidas advertising campaign created by the TBWA advertising agency also included a video commercial apart from the prints. This again seemed like plagiarization of the video created by Markom Leo Burnett, the agency which prepared the Turkcell advert months before. See both adverts below:

Turkcell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isT4DXK0rag

Adidas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx0LP0pSm38

 

At the end of the day, whether TBWA or Adidas knew about the Turkcell/Markom Leo Burnett campaign before is irrelevant as they released an exact copy of a product 2 months too late. While the concept of the people of a country rallying behind their sports stars isn’t exactly groundbreaking, it is still interesting to see that what was meant to be the  ”largest campaign ever created by a single Adidas market” for the single most important sporting event for a country that is so eager to show itself in a positive light – to be in the end a complete copy. Luckily for the involved parties (China/TBWA/Adidas) this embarrassing news has not hit any mainstream news outlets, in fact it is hard to find ANY information on this quite amusing advertising fiasco.

Turkey vs China

One certainly positive aspect of this rather strange ‘sync of fate’ and one that I would like to focus on is the way in which the exact same idea was executed differently on two nations. This advertising coincidence serves to be a rather interesting light in which to analyze and compare Turkey and China. While Adidas had the bigger budget and hence ended up with a slightly more polished product, the print adverts themselves highlight key difference between the Chinese and Turkish people that explain frighteningly well these countries’ current sociopolitical framework.

These two seemingly opposite countries actually share a great deal of similarities: a great and tragic history that saw them go from world powers to the complete opposite until recently, a sense of nationalism that is not only widespread and relished but practically required, a culture that is as a rich as any, and a population that is in large part poor. However while the people of these nations face similar daily challenges on a day-to-day scale – the societies they constitute in fact hold much different roles and thoughts on their nations fate, and we can see this clearly when looking cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercisely at the print ads.

China 

If you look cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercisely at the China advert, the people are colored and detailed in a way to signify the lack of importance of each individual. It is more a sense of a large crowd that is begging to be portrayed, rather than a collection of individuals. In fact, you can notice that each and everyone in the crowd is hoping to give a helping hand but only a small percentage of the whole crowd is in fact of any use – the rest are ‘excess labour’ if you will. These individuals who aren’t of any help are all grouped into the same category and are faceless in the eyes of the observer. You can also see that each person that gets to help is exuberant in a reckless manner that implies that they are just happy to be there, regardless of what it is that they are actually doing (that is if they even know what they are doing).  The football star meanwhile is serious and focused solely on the goal at hand, due to the Chinese people and government’s strict expectation of success and the consequences of failure. However while the responsibility is solely on the star’s shoulders, the credit is also reserved for him and the Chinese ‘flag’  – he and the uniform of China are the only parts of the picture with any color.

What this reiterates is that China is not larger than the sum of its parts, it is in fact something totally different. While China is named ‘People’s Republic of China’, the nation and its destiny are controlled by the very few – the communist regime in place is likely to keep this structure in place as long as it possibly can. One last point of interest is that the picture sees no adversaries. While the fact that China has been isolated from the rest of the world until very recently is one way to explain this, it makes much more sense to think that China in fact sees no adversaries in sight at all. It is actually its very self that it needs to battle to succeed. The endless crowd of people that symbolizes China, is ironically also the ‘playing field’. This ‘match’ stretches all the way into the abyss, and this highlights that China has a long way to go before it can declare any sort of victory. 

Turkey 

When you look at the Turkey advert, you can see the approach is very different, and this is no coincidence. The ‘people’ are represented in much fewer amounts and it genuinely feels like each persons contribution is similar and actually noticeable to the overall goal. The faces of the Turkish supporters helping out are much more serious than their Chinese counterparts. Much like their superstar, the people understand their responsibility and the importance of what they are doing. Consequently, both supporters and the main star share size, color, and importance in the advert. This is no exaggeration as Turkish football supporters proudly view themselves as the 12th man in football games, and their effect is undeniable. 

The adversary in this advert is none other than ‘the West’. Turkey has struggled for decades to prove to the West that it is on equal footing with the rest of the advanced world. Funnily enough, much like its battles to join the European Union, the Turkish public tries here in this advert to ‘win’ through unfair means. Turkey still pushes today to be accepted into the EU despite the long list of EU regulations it has yet to meet. The setting of the advert is in an arena, where the rest of the world watches cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercisely and the different media bodies in attendance can reflect the story in the manner they wish. Ultimately, it is satirically fitting that this advert – meant to signify the strong nationalism in Turkey where everyone not only wants success for the country but actively has a part in it -ends up showing that its people are doing the complete opposite of their intentions. Much like how going on the field and actually playing alongside the players would be a type of nationalism that would cost the team the game, the Turkish people’s overabundance and misdirected sense of nationalism in dealing with national issues also ends up clouding the future of economic and sociological development.

From Chance to Fate 

What started merely as a funny coincidence, ended up being quite a representative study on two of the most important yet relatively unknown nations in our modern world. Turkey on the one hand serves as the canvas of a modern Islamic country, the hope that East vs West, Islam vs Christianity, and nationalism vs globalization can all prosper in the same world. It’s people, slightly blinded by nationalism and overcharged on pride, struggle daily to contribute to the countries’ growth in anyway they can, even if it is rashly going on the football pitch and helping the motherland towards victory. China meanwhile, represents the future of the world, economic expansion, the final steps towards free trade, and a dormant giant ready to takeover the globe after centuries of isolationism. It’s people, are also blinded but for them it is communism that acts as the blinding powder. They are a country used to poverty and suppresion yet everyday have hope that their allmighty goverment can release the shackles from under their feet and provide them with a better life – and they will go to great lengths to allow a chance for this to happen, even if it is serving as the football mat under their star’s feet or standing cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise and ready at any chance their nation might need them. Steep hurdles are ahead for both these nations and its people, but let us not forget: impossible is nothing.

 

  

 

Comparing Athletes Across Generations

January 8th, 2008

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Anyone seen Rocky Balboa, the (hopefully) final movie in the classic Rocky story played by Sylvester Stallone?It’s the one where the current generation boxing champion is pitted in a virtual match against longtime retired Rocky Balboa using a sophisticated program designed by ESPN (got to be Hollinger) to determine who is the best of all time. Well such a program is fictional but the idea is certainly not. Sports fans across the world evaluate players from different generations on a regular basis. Borg or Federrer? Wilt or Shaq? Cruyf or Zidane? The list is endless, and the amount of friendly chatter this creates amongst fans is perhaps unparalleled anywhere else. One common tendency is for the older generation to prefer the older players, while the current batch of youngsters naturally side with the stars they grew up watching. Who is essentially right we will never know, and that is the actual beauty of the debate, but that doesn’t mean we can’t analyze this issue deeper to get some answers.

Innovator vs Adopter

One major mistake we make when debating the ‘greatest of all time’, is we take irrelevant factors into account. Take the area of phones. When it was first invented in the late 19th century, it was a breakthrough for the ages. In fact, it still stands today as one of the most remarkable inventions of all time. The ‘telephone’ that Alexander Bell had invented could enable two people in two remote locations to communicate. In the 19th centure this was a huge deal! However, if we talk about phones today the phone created by Apple and Steve Jobs (the iPhone – for those who just got out of a comma)  is far superior to the phone that Bell had created. So if you were to compare which is the better of the two phones, you would no doubt have to give the edge to the iPhone over whatever kind of device Bell could put together. This doesn’t mean that Jobs is a greater man than Bell, God no, but it does serve to be a good point in our sports debate.

So when you strictly want to debate who is the best of all time, make sure the debate doesn’t shift to non-relevant items like being an innovator or being a pioneer etc. If you ask someone the best phone of all time, I’m sure they wont tell you it is the phonograph that Bell used! Of course, if your debating about things such as who is the most ‘dominant’ or ‘brilliant’ player/scientist of all time then the debate changes. It all depends whether you try to make it a relative debate, or a comprehensive one. The fact that Dr. J was the first player to use high-flying moves doesn’t in fact make him a better player than the current player who learned through him and copied his style.

Evolution through Competition

Sports, like any other ‘industry’ in the world is an ever changing landscape where competition, money, and time force everyone involved in the industry to constantly evolve and try to improve. Even in the most ancient of industries where companies have been forever trying to dominate is seeing forward progress on a regular changes. Did you think people couple of centuries ago could envision toilets that you can sit on, automatically cleans itself, and can even massage your butt? Today you think toilets are a done deal but let me assure you, 100 years from now people will look back at us the same way we look at prehistoric caveman that ‘did their stuff’ in the woods like animals.

So for something very modern such as Sports, there is bound to be alot of changes and progress over time! Forget for a second the more recent sports, and consider a ‘sport’ that has been around since the beginning of time. Running. Below is the 100m world record progression over the last century or so in which records have been kept.

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Yes even in such a basic sport that humans have been trying to perfect since days of animal hunting homo sapiens, there has been notable consistent progress. So if we take a more complex and new sport such as basketball, then naturally we can expect much changes and progress over time. Not only are players/coaches/trainers becoming more experienced by learning from everything in the past, but the technological aspects, the tactics and strategies, the physical evolution are all progressing at rapid speeds. Of course, lets not forget that sports has gone from the hobby of the rich to a billions of dollar per year industry. With every young kid practicing and training to be the next rich athlete, there is bound to be a general level of progress in top proffesional leagues around the world (this old article I wrote, explains this further). 

50 years ago there wasn’t a single player with the physical gifts that someone such as LeBron James possessed when he came out of highschool! So while Bob Cousy remains a legendary basketball guard, and will continue to be looked up to by people throughout the ages - no one should argue that he is better than a current player today such as Stephon Marbury. The strength, speed, explosiveness, dribbling skills, moves, shooting range – all these are largely in favour of Stephon Marbury (current day laughingstock) over the clear cut basketball legend that is Bob Cousy. What this proves is that comparing players across time is simply unfair. What you do with what you got and what is around you is what SHOULD be the comparison we make. However, most often the debate is who is the best of all time and in such a debate, you need to take out the subjects from their respective environments and pit them straight up against each other.

The Past isn’t Forgotten

With all of that said, it doesn’t mean the greats of past times will inevitably be replaced by greater people in the near future. Look at Einstein, Da Vinci, Mozart, Ali, Shakespeare…these are all people that have stood the test of time and continue to not only be relevant but still stand as leaders in their respective fields – they came, they saw, they conquered. Perhaps they deserve even more credit for this achievement because if they accomplished all that they did in past times, imagine what they could do now with all the progress and better conditions that are available. Even if  past greats are ‘beaten’, they should and definitely do hold a special place in people’s minds. Everyone recognizes the fact that their respective colleagues before them are the reason why they are the way they are today. So perhaps one interesting dynamic that can be brought into the ‘best of all time’ debates that helps past players stand taller against the test of time, is that they should be given credit for the reason why the current player is better than him. So while Kobe is better than Dr. J today, it is only because Dr. J existed that Kobe is in fact better…. This is a rather counter-intuitive concept, yet it definitely can hold ground for you old timers out there who are resilient on giving up on the past. Whoever the winner of old versus young, past versus present – it is all of us who win in the end because everything is constantly changing (whether for better or for worse) and this makes life so much more interesting. Oh yea, and us young folks get to have something to chat about with our grandfathers!   

  

  

The million dollar question…

December 14th, 2007

Some genius devised a test to determine the question that has been the source of many late-night drunken debates: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

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http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

I’m pretty sure I can take on more than 30 with a clever approach. I would first run around and try to pick off kids that are seperated from the pack, and never be in one position for too long thanks to my quick and deadly kicks to the face. After a while I would probably get tired and be forced to slow down at which points I would have my back against the wall and take on whoever rushes my way.  20-30 mortal blows later, I would consider grabbing one of the kids as a shield to lessen the blows coming my way and after they have all grouped in the same area, try to hit multiple ’birds’ with one stone by running through all of them like an American Football running back. At the end of the day, I reckon I would be able to take out around 120 or so kids before I get tired out and the kids start swarming me like a bunch of bees.