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2009 NBA Slam Dunk Constest Was Horrible – How to Fix This Mess

Monday, February 16th, 2009

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The Dunk contest this year was straight out horrible. I’ve heard people in the past talk about putting an end to the Dunk Contest and I would always be in disbelief on why anyone would want to do such a cruel thing. But this year I began to understand. There were NBA legends in the crowd shaking their heads, superstars of today put up a hard act trying to prove the “NBA cares”, and even Kenny ‘the Jet’ Smith couldn’t muster up enough hype to make us give a damn. What went wrong? Here are some simple suggestions to make this once more the most exciting 30 minutes in all of sports.

 

Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise-weight-Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise: normal;”>Do not allow anyone participate in the event more than twice. I mean you already had 2 chances to pull off the craziest dunks you can imagine…there’s absolutely no point for you to participate more than twice. IF and ever there is someone so good that he has too many dunks, then this rule can be changed. Similar rule exception should be applied for the U.S President I believe, but that’s off topic.

 

Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise-weight-Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise: normal;”>Get rid of props for the sake of props. Some people seem to love props, but I completely despise them. Their use has started to escalate recently to the point where we had to watch a horrible trailer/spoof of Superman for the second year in a row involving phone booths and such which had nothing to do with a ‘dunk’. If the NBA and its fans really like these sorts of skits and such, please devote another section to it, but don’t take away our dunks for that purpose.

 

Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise-weight-Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise: normal;”>Stop rewarding people for their height or lack of height. Yes that means Dwight Howard and Nate Robinson. Dwight Howard’s dunks, for example the 12 foot one, while being ‘never-seen-before’ were hardly Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise-weight-Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise: normal;”>exciting. Your mind tries to tell you it was something special so you should be excited, but your heart and emotions just don’t go that way. You know why? Because dunks aren’t about calculated lengthy intellectual stimulation. It’s about out-of-nowhere emphatic statements that just gives you pure adrenaline and is about the synergy between grace, creativity, power, and flight.

 

Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise-weight-Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise: normal;”>Have some consistency. Rudy Fernandez’s second dunk was arguably the best dunk of this year’s competition, however due to several failed attempts, he was given a lower score. Nowhere in the rules does it say that if a dunk is missed, the points must go down. In fact, Nate Robinson was given full points many times when he won the contest yet missed his first 10 attempts at each try.

 

Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise-weight-Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise: normal;”>Judges get a clue. Nate Robinson stepping on someone and dunking should not have been given anything more than 30. It was just degrading and an embarrassment to dunking and basketball in general. I can imagine next year Nate defending his trophy by dunking the ball while being on Spud Webb’s shoulders or something. This isn’t a freaking circus act, stop with this ridiculousness!

 

Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise-weight-Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise: normal;”>Finally, the rule that binds it all together. Each dunk must be either A) new B) much improved version of the original or C) or must be ‘out-of-nowhere’ moment. I can not emphasize how important C) is. This is probably the most important thing in the dunk contest. As I said dunks are about excitement and unpredictability. It’s about that feeling where you have no idea what’s going to happen and then BANG! all your basketball memory flashes before your eyes and in a split second everything you knew about basketball has been changed. This is the rule that allows people like Nate Robinson and Dwight Howard to compete once and still entertain us. This is the rule that would have made the 12 foot dunk actually exciting (imagine if Dwight went up for the dunk and then some evil Lex Luthor music blasted with lights flashing and the rim started rising as he was running up, Dwight hesitates whether he should go for it, then he decides he does and goes for that 12 foot high dunk…that would have been far more exciting then the 20 minute preparation and us actually seeing before hand he can easily touch the rim).

 

The Dunk Contest is by no means over or near extinction. There are hundreds if not thousands of dunks that can still be done with the athleticism present today. Here are some to just give hope and inspiration to dunk lovers out there:

 

1) Dunk with a basketball made out of something other than leather…so that when you make a powerful jam, the ball could literally explode and be blown to bits all over the floor.

 

2) Guest appearances…this will have far more effect than simply wearing a person’s jersey. Imagine if next year Magic Johnson comes out, laces it up in full old school Lakers gear, dribbles the whole length of the court and throws a no look alley to LeBron ala the old school Showtime days. Mixing the old and the new, past playtimes with the current ones, creating both new memories while reveling in nostalgia and entertaining those ‘what-if’ thoughts that every NBA fan has at one point or another. (OK ok, Nate Robinson brought out Spud Webb and dunked over him which was pretty cool, so I’ll give him props when its due. Krypto-Nate, however, was just lame.)

 

3) Choreograph stuff like….WAIT A SECOND. Why am I giving out these tips for free?? I would like to be hired as a Dunk Consultant please, so if you’re interested let me know.

 

Until then, BOOM SHAKALAKA!

The Olympics Need Some Doping

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

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The Olympics stand as the undisputed biggest event in sports. Part tradtition, part politics-  it is in essence a celebration of humanity on the largest of stages. This years Olympics promised to be one of the most important Olympics in history, and backed by 40 billion dollars and a intriguing host, it has most certainly lived up to the hype. However, behind all the glitz and glory, these Olympics have once again revealed one major flaw in the Games’ design – the overall competition for medals is seriously flawed.

Case in point: Swimming

 I have nothing against Swimming, it is a fine sport by all means. However, history has time and again proved that there is an over allocation of gold medals in this field. Sure Michael Phelps won 8 gold medals this year and that is truely a remarkable achievement. However, it is not as if he was the first swimmer to collect a huge amount of gold medals in one Olympics. Mark Spitz, previous record holder with 7 gold medals in one Olympics, was uncoincidentally also a swimmer. Now we can fool ourselves and think that swimmers produce some freak athletes who are worthy of the amount of gold they collect, or we can stop and see that there are way too many swimming styles which are awarded seperate gold medals. I’m not suggesting getting rid of any events, but it would be helpful to group some of them together and have one medal for all 200m swimming styles lets say and award medals to those that fair best across the board – similar to what is done in Gymnastics.

Weight of Gold

Isn’t it kind of wrong that a country can win the basketball, football, volleyball, tennis competitions and end up with less medals than a single person? I already discussed the problem of some events having too many golds allocated to them, but how about the sports that have too little gold allocated to them. Football and basketball are the two most popular and played sports in the world. They start competing at the beginning of the Olympics and continue long and hard fought out matches to the very end. The country who ends up winning gold, despite having to suit up over 10 athletes gets only rewarded with one medal in the standings. How is this fair? Did they put in any less effort? Was their field any less competitive? Was it a ‘lesser important sport’? Was there not the work of at least 10+ athletes needed? But yet, some fat random guy who has never done any real Lose Weight Exercise in his whole life can come and shoot a gun at a target for a couple of minutes and be rewarded the same amount in the final standings as a full team of the worlds most competitive athletes.

Ranking System

The first two concerns lead directly to the point I’m about to make. How well a country has performed in the end is almost universally linked to the amount of gold medals they have amassed (except the stubborn Americans who rank by total medals). The ‘winner’ of the Olympics Games if you will, is the country with the most gold, simple as that. However, as made clear in my previous 2 points, this system is not really reflective of which country is ‘best at sports’ to put it bluntly. In such a important and large competition, it is mind boggling the discrepencies that are present. However the blame here doesn’t lie solely on the Olympic Comittee, it is on the media and the rather ignorant fans watching at home. When the Oympics first started, the gold rush was never as intense. The important thing was to compete and country’s were content in improving their national standards and athletes were happy improving personal records. Skip forward to present day and you have the uninformed person at home watching some sport they have never seen for the first time and anything but a medal is deemed as failure. You have the media simplifying the concept of the whole Olympics down to a gold medal race so that the clueless person at home can attach some meaning to everything and tune in to pay for those huge broadcast costs. And in the end you have an athlete like Michael Phelps being escalated as the greatest sportsmen of all time amidst this mix of gold hunger, and media hype. A real tragedy for sports fans and anyone who is forced to compete in a field where competing for more than a single medal is simply impossible. (Usain Bolt just became the undisputed fastest man in the history of civilization in the oldest and most meaningful sport on earth by shattering two records in a field where sometimes it takes decades to break a record – and the amount of coverage and praise he got was minute when compared to Mr. Phelps. )

 O-limp-ics

There is no doubt that the nature of sports, the Olympics, and the revenues attached to them evolve over time requiring and seeing many changes. This is why we have new sports introduced, rules allowing more ‘stars’ in sports such as football and basketball, and a constant evolution and moderation of technology and medicine. The Olympics have massively evolved from the days when the Greeks would host a sports competition in their backyards. It has become commericalized, mainstreamed, and the spirit has been significantly removed. No one wants to see the greatest sporting event in the world diminished to a form of tourism promotion, or advertising extravaganza, or political forum. Make the necessary changes to the allocation of gold so that there will be a true race to show which country is the greatest sporting nation. It might take a complex and perhaps subjective formula – but surely anything is better than a single swimmer outperforming over 200 countries. The China vs USA race can only take us so far.

Perhaps radical changes might be needed, such as removing the very traditional system of only 3 medal winners and instead be replaced with a point allocation system such as F1 Racing. At the end of the day, we need to bring back some sense of competition and spirit to these games where each and every athlete of a nation can feel like he is contributing. These are the athletes’ games afterall. Reality also has it that in this era of capitalism the ‘customer’ (general public in this case), is king. Therefore the best solution to please both athletes, the spirit of the games, and the fan at home is to make the suggested changes to the overall competition. Then truely, the Olympics will live up to its slogan: Citius Altius Fortius – Faster, Higher, Stronger…Better!