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Some genius devised a test to determine the question that has been the source of many late-night drunken debates: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

I’m pretty sure I can take on more than 30 with a clever approach. I would first run around and try to pick off kids that are seperated from the pack, and never be in one position for too long thanks to my quick and deadly kicks to the face. After a while I would probably get tired and be forced to slow down at which points I would have my back against the wall and take on whoever rushes my way.  20-30 mortal blows later, I would consider grabbing one of the kids as a shield to lessen the blows coming my way and after they have all grouped in the same area, try to hit multiple ’birds’ with one stone by running through all of them like an American Football running back. At the end of the day, I reckon I would be able to take out around 120 or so kids before I get tired out and the kids start swarming me like a bunch of bees.

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